Nessie

So, I went to Inverness, Scotland a few days ago to see Loch Ness. I saw THE “Loch Ness monster”!!! I met him, he asked for three fifty and he would spare my life. I told him I would totally give it to him, but I needed to know if he wanted three pound sterling and fifty pence or three American dollars and fifty cents because due to the exchange rate those were valued differently worldwide. I told him I had some Euros on me too but that would be yet another worldwide economic value, plus, living in Scotland if he accepted the dollars or the Euros he would probably have to pay a currency exchange fee, anyway, he ended up just letting me go