That’s so gay

Ok, so, once again, I’m staying at a Christian hostel in Amsterdam. One of the guys staying here is a flaming, flaming homosexual. Like, there’s just an aura of cock that exudes from his being. He looks like a girl, talks like a girl, walks like a girl, except he’s hairy as fuck. He walks around the hostel and talks to the devoutly religious staff and I just wonder, what are they thinking? I guess they just think he’s a lost sheep, a lost sheep who likes dick and needs to stop sucking dick and come back to The Lord. I don’t know, I just wish he would stop looking at me seductively