Schnell, Schnell!

Now, I generally really like the German people, the ones I’ve met have been very nice and open-minded and polite and I really have had only good experiences with them. However, the German language is just very difficult to listen to sometimes, it’s really, really harsh and intense sounding. When I hear two people having a conversation in German, of course I have no idea what they are saying and they could be saying, “hey, man, wanna go do some charity work today?” “Yeah, definitely, I just need to go visit my sick grandmother in the hospital and then I’ll meet you at the soup kitchen around 2?” “Yeah, man, that works, and if there’s anything I can do to help with your grandma, let me know.” BUT, it sounds like they’re saying, “hey, man, wanna go smother some babies later today?” “Yeah, definitely, as long as we beat and rape their mothers first.” “Yeah, and we should smother the baby and make the mother watch, then kill her after.” “Sounds good, I’m gonna go home and grab my brass knuckles and I’ll meet you back here in an hour.”