By the way, I’m falling in love with German grocery stores. They are so fucking cheap, I can’t get over it. I’ll be checking out and I’ll have double the amount of food that anyone else in line has, including like mothers who are shopping for entire families, and that’s me holding myself back! And the total comes to like 9 euro! It’s so fucking awesome! Yes, I want a giant bag of gummy bears for 99 cents! Hop in, little guys, get in my belly! Bring your friends! 47 cent tall boy?? Waterslide!