Ya know, Beyoncé doesn’t really do it for me……just fucking with you!! I mean she’s gorgeous, come on, you’d have to be gay not to want to bang her. Or extremely racist possibly. Or suffering from dementia. Or a eunuch. There’s probably a few more extenuating circumstances, but I don’t have all day. Actually I do, I’m not doing shit today. I really am just a lazy sack of crap. But regardless, no more brainstorming of extenuating circumstances for not wanting to bang Beyoncé. Is anyone still reading this? Haha, I almost feel bad for you. Almost.
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