Yes, hi, dorky guy. The cute girl who’s your really good “friend” and with whom you are secretly in love and you would give up everything to marry her, she wants to date the guy who’s gonna treat her like shit and not call her and break her heart and she’s gonna come crawling to you for consolation and she’s gonna tell you how nice you are and how much she appreciates you, but no, she still doesn’t want to fuck you. Sorry, dude.