Well, apparently I make girls feel insecure just by being reticent and stoic and not showering them with compliments all day long. Well isn’t that just fucking wonderful, let me add that to my list of things to do today. Hmmm, let’s see, wake up, eat breakfast, brush my teeth, get dressed, coddle you by being an obsequious little lap dog and smothering you with praise so as to ameliorate your insecurities, then I think I’ll take my lunch. Ha, I’m just kidding. But seriously this is kind of a problem. Well, I’ll just need to find a girl who isn’t insecure. And I’ll find her right after I find El Dorado and the fountain of youth. Ha! I’m going to die alone. I feel like I say that a lot. You can say that again. Yes I can.