Well, here’s basically what’s up. If I want to keep a woman in my life, I can’t hook up with her. The second I start hooking up with her, it’s doomed for failure. For whatever the exact reason, and I’ll take full responsibility, it’s the death sentence to the relationship. Hmmm, so if I publish this, how am I ever gonna get laid again? I’ll find girls who can’t read! That sounds a little pedophilic. Ok, I’ll find adult women who don’t know English! Much better. I should just stay in Europe. Parlez vous Français? Oui oui!