I forgot that my aunt is friends with me on Facebook. Well, she’s not really my aunt, but whatever fuck you. Anyway, I told her she should defriend me if she needs to. She said no, she finds it interesting, and it reminds her of Hunter S. Thompson. I got the biggest boner of my life that day. But then of course my automatic self-loathing mechanism kicked in so I didn’t start to get the wrong idea that I am actually a worthwhile person. Phew, right??