Ok, guys, there’s something I want to talk to you about. I know I’ll say “oh, I’m a ‘writer’ blah blah blah” and I can sound confident at times, but I want you to know that I have no idea what the fuck I am doing. I do not have a goddamn clue, I’m just completely making it up as I go along. That being said, I’m fucking doing it anyway. Whatever that may be.