So, without getting into the disgustingly opulent back story, since returning from Europe I have been given sporadic use of a BMW 7 series automobile. And let me tell you, holy shit, nice cars are like porno for women, it’s kind of appalling. But, I’m kinda jealous too. I wish I could get that turned on by an inanimate object. Inanimate objects don’t get cold and tired! Ha, just kidding. Maybe. Ok, stop staring, it’s rude.