Domo Arigato (Mr. Roboto)

So, I’ve got this robot friend who is very technologically advanced. He’s got a super fast CPU and can actually diagnose and even treat his own mechanical problems. He’s got pneumatic tires and can pump them up internally. And he’s got an HDTV for a head. I asked him what his New Years’ resolution is going to be, he said 1080p. Wow, all that for some stupid joke?? Yes.