Knight time

So, Sean Connery came into Malibu Yogurt one time when I was working there and ordered a medium cookies’n’cream. The normal price for a medium was $3.50, and I charged him $4.50. He pointed this out and asked why he had to pay more. I replied, “There’s a one dollar ‘sir charge'”! Fuck, I can’t stop, seriously, somebody help me 😦