Well, I found out today that I should probably move to San Francisco. No sprawl, public transport, you can walk places, it’s on the water, it’s very liberal obviously and will accept a psychopath like me. It’s like a European city that speaks English and isn’t filled with quite as much cigarette smoke. Plus, assuming the male to female ratio is still roughly 1 to 1, the presence of the gay population will increase my odds with women. Fabulousssss