Ok, so I’m gonna try to make this as objective and fact-driven as possible, so it doesn’t sound whiny or pathetic. I love my family, I love my friends, I love the weather, I love the beach, but I hate driving, I hate traffic, I hate parking, and I hate the sprawl. LA is not a city, it’s just a patchwork of different neighborhoods connected by long stretches of lonely freeway. A million veins and arteries but no heart.