I don’t want to be that guy who is always saying “…when I was in Europe blah blah blah I’m a huge douche bag” because I really hate that guy; HOWEVER, I will say this. The Italians got coffee right. Wham, bam, get in, get fucked up on caffeine, and get out. A couple ounces of liquid, 10 or 15 calories, grazie, ciao.