So, here on WordPress, every time you “publish” (haha! Right??) a stupid post, they show you a “wildly inspirational” quote. Here’s a real winner:
“To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.” -Phyllis Theroux
That is the stupidest fucking quote I’ve ever heard. It’s arrogant and involves zero adventure. Why don’t you get off your fat ass, PHYLLIS, and buy a fucking plane ticket? Woooooooo!!! I am feelin funky tonight!!!!