Let me guess. You went to a four year university that was paid for by some combination of student loans, possibly a scholarship, and Daddy’s checkbook. You got drunk frequently, possibly did drugs, probably had a decent amount of sex, and enjoyed generous amounts of free time. You studied some semi worthwhile stuff, are glad you have your degree, and are now working a job that has almost nothing to do with what you actually studied? The answer to your first question is yes, I can read minds. The answer to your second question is no, I do not have any friends.