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How about you shut the fuck up, WORDPRESS, or I’ll add some tags from my balls to your face? Can I get shut down for this? Hey, look, WordPress, I’m only kidding, I still like you very very much and I want to stay friends. Let’s keep in touch every couple months for a year or so and then we can talk less and less and less until you get married and I can secretly pine for you for the rest of my life