If you ever approach me really calmly and in a nonthreatening way, and say something about how you are looking out for my best interests and you really think I should go back to college and finish my degree, I’m going to take out my phone, log onto my blog, and read this word for word:
No. I’m not going back. Ever. Fuck that, what do I need to learn? On an ideologic level, what the fuck do I need to learn from finishing a civil engineering degree? Nothing. So, it would just be to appease your pedantic adherence to social standards. How about, go fuck yourself. Metaphorically.