Ok, yeah, American football is a bunch of meathead guys jumping on each other, and it comes to a grinding halt every 4-5 seconds. I understand your criticism. But I like it. A lot. It probably just comes down to what you grow up with. That’s why you like watching grown men flailing on the ground faking seemingly life-threatening injuries every 4-5 seconds in an attempt to drawn a penalty. But if you like soccer, it’s cool with me.