I know I haven’t been paying much attention to you guys, I’ve just been really busy with things that actually make me money. I know, I know, no excuses, I’m sorry. Let’s see what I have in my bag of tricks. Just a bunch of dead hookers! Get it?? Bag of tricks? Just kidding! They’re still alive. But honestly, there is some debate on the topic of what a “trick” is. It had usually referred to the “john” or a prostitute’s clientele, hence the term “turning tricks,” which is slang for, “optimizing inventory turnover rate in order to maximize net yield in a given pay period (usually one evening).” But in 1992, Dr. Dre came out with his hit rap song, “Bitches Ain’t Shit” in which he refers to the women themselves as “tricks.” This sparked an evolution in the use of the vernacular. Therefore, in conclusion, your mother’s a whore.