I hate Comcast. I hate Comcast with a fiery, fiery passion. Out of all the fucking cities out there, you’d think that San Francisco, one of the biggest tech hubs in the world, would have decent wifi. But no, this is not the case. Instead we all have to bow to maniacal tyrant that is Comcast and get overcharged for shitty internet. Hello? Is there anyone else out there? Have you heard of capitalism? My communist internet company is fucking me in the ass over here, and you’re just sitting and watching. I don’t even have a good ass.