Hmmm, Apple, have you thought about actually hiring some fucking coders, so in addition to everything looking pretty, iCloud ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKS and I don’t end up with 6 versions OF THE SAME NOTE. If Google can figure it out, so can you. But you won’t. You’re just gonna hire some more graphic designers in gay turtle necks to make my 6 identical notes look really streamlined and sexy. Thank you for sucking giant horse dick as your company slowly spirals out of control without Steve Jobs. I’m going to get the iPhone 5S anyway because I’m a giant moron and a masochist. Shut up and kiss me already.