As I watch my friends get closer and closer to things like marriage and having children, I feel the distance between us growing larger and larger. I think I’m slowing but surely going to drift apart from most of them just due to vastly different lifestyles. I’m talking about quality relationships I’ve had for a decade or more that I’m going to watch dissolve before my eyes. It’s deeply saddening…Whatever, more strippers for me!!! Just kidding, it is very sad. But I do get more strippers. But I’m going to be sad while they rub their silky, toned bodies all over me. Surprise!