Have you heard of the condition sweeping the nation that has been dubbed “LUCAS”? It stands for Lengthened Umbilical Cord Attachment Syndrome. You see, what happens is children of affluent parents grow accustomed to a certain lifestyle, then after they graduate from their private universities and start working for a modest salary they cannot maintain the same lifestyle with just this salary. So, what happens is they continue to accept money from their parents causing LUCAS. LUCAS can persist all through your 20s and, in some extreme cases, well into your 30s. The consequences of this horrendous disease can include massive scarring and a lifetime of problems. HOWEVER, if caught in its early stages it can be treated and OFTEN CURED! All you have to do is stop sucking your dad’s dick.