Welcome to Dave Charlie’s Wild Ride. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. If you are pregnant or nursing, we do not recommend you partake. Also, if you’re a fucking douche bag or you are stupid as fuck you should probably go home. If you have back or neck problems that sucks for you. And lastly, if at any point you are displeased with this ride you can fuck off forever. Thanks for joining us!! Have fun!!!