Why do we say each individual letter in the PSAT and then for the LSAT, we only say the “L” and then pronounce “sat” as the past tense of “sit”? Huh? Hey, you, I’m talking to you. Give me some fucking answers. Stop sitting idly just accepting everything that gets shoved down your gullet. “Well, ummm, that’s just the way it is I guess.” And then you fucking go turn on the TV and watch reruns of 90s sitcoms and eat Pepperidge Farm cookies until you fall asleep to the faint sound of Joey Tribbiani’s lovable idiocy with Milano dust on your chin. Goddammit, you are of no use to me.