Category Archives: Alcoholism

Jesus fucking Christ. Writing an introspective dissection of your insanity is very emotionally draining. Luckily, I have Ballantine Ale!!!!! Do you like beer? Well if your favorite beer has the word “light” or “lite” in it, you should just switch to vodka, you fucking pussy. Try a real beer, if you can coax your balls out of your abdomen. #BallantineAle