I think I have an ulcer. Now I will do the responsible thing and drink lots of alcohol, to clean this laceration in my stomach lining and make sure it doesn’t get infected.
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If your daughter is successful at porn, what do you say to her? I’m so proud of you! Except I’m also thoroughly disappointed and utterly disgusted. So, we’ll see you at Christmas?? Great!!
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Wow, Italian women age insanely well. Remind me, if I’m ever not a psychopathic, perverse, sexually deviant emotional cripple, remind me to marry an Italian girl.
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At what point does the constant desire to communicate via digital mediums undermine real, face to face communication? I don’t know, LOL!
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Someone asked me where I currently was on my trip. This was my answer:
“Where I am, here are some clues: all roads lead to it, it wasn’t built in a day, and when you’re here you should do as the people who live here do.”
Hehehehehehehe 🙂 🙂
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Sup, dawg?
One of the coolest dogs I’ve ever met with by far the coolest eyes I’ve ever seen on a dog.
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What’s the good WordPress??
Man, when I signed up for this blog I didn’t realize there was a whole like WordPress community! Damn! Hey, guys! What’s up?? My name is Dave and I hate everything. Nice to meet you!!!
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Who woulda thought that bulbous sacks of fat located on the sternum/rib cage would be so goddamn sexy and awesome.
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Holy Shit
I was listening to this middle-aged person talking about his life and he said that he had been working at his current job for 20 years, and I thought, wow, there’s nothing I’ve been doing for 20 years except stuff my fat face with food and pollute the ecosystem with my excrement.
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