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“There’s an obvious attraction to the path of least resistance.” – Alanis Morissette

U haf batcheller degree? U must b smrt. Me no educate.

What do you call a porcine eye ailment? A pig stye 🙂

When in doubt, just blame your parents or your significant other.

If you wear jeans with running shoes, I can’t be friends with you.

If you wear a smart watch, I can’t be friends with you.

If your favorite beer has the word “light” or “lite” in it, I can’t be friends with you.

Scribo ergo sum.

Watching Jimmy Clausen wearing number 8 is giving me Rex Grossman flashbacks #RepressedMemories

I want to have a threesome with Tom Brady and Jimmy Garoppolo.