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So, I went to Inverness, Scotland a few days ago to see Loch Ness. I saw THE “Loch Ness monster”!!! I met him, he asked for three fifty and he would spare my life. I told him I would totally give it to him, but I needed to know if he wanted three pound sterling and fifty pence or three American dollars and fifty cents because due to the exchange rate those were valued differently worldwide. I told him I had some Euros on me too but that would be yet another worldwide economic value, plus, living in Scotland if he accepted the dollars or the Euros he would probably have to pay a currency exchange fee, anyway, he ended up just letting me go

Cigarettes are really not something I want to fuck around with. I’d probably do a line of cocaine before I smoked a cigarette 

Why is facking WordPress so facking hard to figure out????? I suck at everything

Made possible by Coco. London, England. Is it just me or do Noah’s arms look great in this picture?

I’m going to have to get used to having a title for each post