The Official Website of Dave Charlie

He’s not gonna call. I suggest you make other plans.

“I live vicariously through myself.” – Dave Charlie

When the truth is found, to be lies. And all the joy within you, dies. Don’t you want somebody to love? Wouldn’t you love somebody to love? You better find somebody to love.

Erectile dysfunction is a fucking problem.

I’m officially sick of Kevin Hart.

I am really, truly grateful to my parents for everything they’ve done and continue to do for me. But holy fuck, I didn’t sign up for this shit.

Oho! Public transit, heard of it? No, you like your car? Hobos smell bad? You don’t feel safe? Enjoy crawling on the freeway for several hours #ImDrunkToo #Legally
  

Happy birthday to me 🙂
  

I hate strip clubs. I never go to them.

“Though this be madness, yet there is method in ’t.”