The Official Website of Dave Charlie

“Hey, babe. Take a walk on the wild side.”

Some girl told me I look like James Dean. And I said, “really? I look like an 82 year old mangled, rotting corpse? You’re not very good at this whole flirting thing are you?”

So, I ended up getting really ancient ruins jaded. Oh, yeah that’s shit’s 2000 years old, cool, bro. Where’s the gelato? So, by the time I got to Pompeii I was really over taking pictures. This is all I have.

Europeans love, and I mean LOVE Nutella. Hopefully these pictures accurately convey just how absurdly large this jar of Nutella is.