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Ok, I think I’m definitely broadening the definition of the term “travel blog.”

If you date a writer, prepare to be written about. I mean, come on, use common sense here.

So, I’m working on my next book, it’s an exposé. I call it “Exposé de Merde.” It’s a graphic novel. Just kidding, that would be gross. The merde is more metaphorical.

Leather jackets are cool, except for the fact that you’re wearing a dead cow. Other than that, straight badass. Don’t worry, I’m not a crazy animal rights activist, I just feel weird wearing dead stuff sometimes. Haha, man this is a ridiculous post, I am having a great time right now. How about you guys?? Don’t answer that.

If you still wear your Letterman jacket, I may or may not want to be friends with you.

But before I start thinking about getting a motorcycle I should probably start with figuring out the places I need to get to and from. Details! I just need to be counter-culture and rebellious and shit. I’m so ready. No, society, you’re a big fat doodoo head! Man, I’m gonna alienate everyone haha

So, when I get back to the US and am a broke asshole, who’s not going to give me a hard time about getting a motorcycle? Ehh? Come on!! Let’s get a show of hands! Thanks, guys!! Ur my best friends!!!

So, if you got a degree in hotel management, you essentially got your degree in “elegant dick sucking.” Would that be halfway correct?

Some people call me brave. Some people call me crazy. Some people call me alpha ninja dragon warrior. You be the judge.

Well, here’s basically what’s up. If I want to keep a woman in my life, I can’t hook up with her. The second I start hooking up with her, it’s doomed for failure. For whatever the exact reason, and I’ll take full responsibility, it’s the death sentence to the relationship. Hmmm, so if I publish this, how am I ever gonna get laid again? I’ll find girls who can’t read! That sounds a little pedophilic. Ok, I’ll find adult women who don’t know English! Much better. I should just stay in Europe. Parlez vous Français? Oui oui!