The Official Website of Dave Charlie

Let me guess, you’re cold? You’re tired? You have to pee? You’re hungry? You’re thirsty? Your feet hurt? Your feet are cold? Your hair got wet? Something relating to blood and uteral lining oozing from your vagina? Am I warm? Tell me hot or cold, let’s try to make a game out of this so we can make it as fun as possible.

Travel blogs are so stupid

Trevi Fountain

Spanish steps

The reject loner steps next to the Spanish steps

Something notable

Dirty River

Bunch of archways with some shadows and shit

Face thing or whatever

A street? Fuck, who cares

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So, ummm, I should probably post some travel-related stuff considering this is a travel blog. Hmmmm, well I’ll post some stupid, generic pictures you could probably just google.

The whole nagging and holding the pussy hostage thing doesn’t work for me. I’ll rub one out and die alone before the trash can is even full.

I want to learn guitar just so I can cover Johnny Cash songs .