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Yeah, bro, follow my blog and then I’ll follow your blog and then we can suck each other’s dicks and it’ll feel real good.

I know why Italy’s economy sucks. Because they’re a bunch of lazy hedonists. All they do is eat and drink and smoke and chill. My Italian heritage is starting to make perfect sense.

A girl I met on the road has now read my book and still wants to hang out with me. Holy shit. I guess that’s what the Game of Hearts calls “shooting the moon.” Damn, this whole becoming a “writer” thing was the best decision ever.

“One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.” ……dammit

“I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.”

“You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails you tied my lead and pulled my chain to watch my blood begin to boil. But I’m gonna break. I’m gonna break my. I’m gonna break my rusty cage and run.”

“My mind is filled with ghosts they’re more than most of all my loves gone wrong. My mind should be the way most people say that I should just move on. My mind is focused on things past and gone when I have no control. I can’t forget there used to be, I used to see, but now no more. Think I’m living in a past life, in a past life too. It’s a kind of thing that catches up to you. I guess I just believe that it’s the thing to do. So here’s a little feedback, you gotta wear those shoes.”

Yeah, Dave, you’ve got 10 people following your blog! Sick! What’s that mean?? It means jack shit you fucking hack. You’re mean. Shut up. Quit talkin to yourself. You’re doing it too. I know you are but what am I?

-Are you ok?
-Yeah, I’m just tired
-Are you sure? I feel like you’re mad at me. Are you mad at me? Is there anything we need to talk about?
-No, everything is fine, I’m just tired.
-Ok…..but I still think you might be mad at me. If there’s anything we need to talk about you wouldn’t hesitate to bring it up, right?
-Shut the fuck up! Ok, yes, I’m fucking mad at you now! Jesus, I said I was fucking tired, didn’t I??

Oh, you got married?? Congratulations! Now don’t read my book or follow my blog or be friends with me on Facebook. Yay!