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The best thing James Dean ever did for his career was die. If he could have continued he probably would have ended up freakin the fuck out like Mel Gibson or becoming some wacko Scientologist or killing his girlfriend. But instead, our perception of him will eternally remain, leather jacket, bad ass, rebel without a cause.

Hey, guys, so I’m engaged. I’m watching this really interesting documentary right now, very engaging film.

I have a feeling my siblings and their respective spouses are, eventually, going to have the “uncle Dave” talk

Sometimes the only thing that gets me through a situation is repeating to myself, “you can write about it later, you can write about it later.”

I want to make a porno called “The Hung Jury.” What happens is there is a trial, and all 12 jurors are well-endowed men. They can’t reach a decision on the court case, so the hot female defendant enters the juror’s deliberation room and has a persuasive gangbang with them. And in the end she GETS OFF!!!! Oh man, one day all my stupid ideas will cum to fruition.

At what point does taking pictures and tweeting about what you’re doing take away from the experience itself? No, I’m not doing anything else right now, this is writing time, so I’m taking full advantage of it 🙂