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I am fiercely, fiercely loyal. But it works both ways. And trust me, you don’t want to find yourself on the other side of the fence. If that sounds a little bit threatening, that’s because it is.

Yes, I’m sitting on the toilet.

A gift from my attorney 🙂
  

Do you think a stripper would take an Amazon gift card? They’re pretty much as good as money

Oh, you’re a model, that’s cool. You wanna go out sometime and get an ice water?

I wrote this three and a half years ago:
“Ok, here’s what I’m proposing. I will say all the things that you are thinking and ‘wish you could say’ and agree to alienate people and forgo a long and ‘fulfilling’ life, and in return you buy my book. What do you say?”
I want you to know that you can still count on me. And in addition, I will also do all the ill-advised shit a lot of people wish they could do, but are too afraid, including but not limited to:
-Dropping out of college
-Pursuing a writing career, despite the “odds”
-Quitting your job and buying a oneway ticket to Europe (that was a good one)
-Relocating to a new city at the drop of a hat
-Going all in on a high risk startup company
And then, of course, I’m going to write all about it. And then publish it. You’re not required to buy the books, but you might be interested.

 I invented a new sport. Who’s in?