The Official Website of Dave Charlie

Yeah, uh huh, I’m listening to what you’re saying but nothing is registering. It’s almost like you’re speaking another language and I’m just nodding and smiling and would you like another drink? Excellent. I’m going to hell too, we have so much in common.

If a man has sex with a centaur is that gay sex or bestiality?

Well, the copy. The real version is inside a museum and you can’t take pictures of it and I’m gay.

Ok, working on having a more positive attitude.

Wow, those pictures really suck dick. Well, sorry, ok, photography is not my strong suit. I’m a writer. Psht!!!!!! Yeah?? Right!!!! I wanna be a real boy!

This is some stuff from Firenze. Firenze is the “I’m an ignorant American, but I’m trying to be cultured and worldly by calling cities by their native language” name for Florence. Ciao!