The Official Website of Dave Charlie

Does this advertising space need to be purchased directly from God, or is there an ad agency I should contact?

Everything in black is a sticker added later by some hooligan

Plaza

Same church during the day

Miscellaneous statue

I do not know what the fuck this is

He is chiseled, am I right??

Soak it in

Just look at that tight glute

Very avant garde

Castle

Shit, isn’t this supposed to be a travel blog? Fuck. So, I guess I need to feed you some pictures or anecdotes or something travel-related. Fine, gimme a sec. [pause] Ok, I’m in Milan and this is a church or something, who really cares

I’m sorry, that was mean because I wasn’t just self-deprecating, I insulted a lot of dedicated, talented, aspiring HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can’t even keep a straight face, and I’m actually trying to. Not very hard, but I am putting some effort into it. Ok, I’m gonna get ostracized. That word “ostracize” always reminds me of an “ostrich.” And while we’re on the topic of ostriches, a bird that can’t fly?? Haha, ostriches are officially the most pathetic birds ever. I kinda feel bad for them. Kinda. I spend very little time pitying ostriches, honestly, I’ve got far more important things to do.

Ha! I just noticed that when I post to my stupid blog, the “post” button says “publish”!! Haha!! Come on, let’s get real. No one’s “publishing” anything here, but thanks for the pull-up diapers, I’m gonna be a big boy.

Look, I know my blog’s been shit lately and I’ve barely been updating it, but I’ve just been a lazy asshole. However, I promise you that over the next few days I will seriously consider not sucking so bad. You have my word.

This one’s super easy 🙂