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“Do you remember the beer on her breath? Do you remember your hands on the hem of her dress? Do you remember crying with the skirt she wore tucked under your head?”

Blog activity

It’s Star Wars day. It’s also pun appreciation day.

Being in the military is a major commitment, a lifestyle choice, it’s not just a 9-17 job

Hmmm, I guess I could just show you some shit I’ve been doing. That might be semi-worthwhile

And my trite, predictable humor is also enthralling

Man, today I’ve gotten the most follows since I started my blog! Too bad I’m still a big idiotface and a broke asshole and my blog is stupid and it sucks. But other than that, a wonderful day!

But the one thing you can never take from me is, my dignity. Only I can take that from myself. By abusing alcohol, fucking fat girls, and being a broke degenerate. But YOU can’t take it, I take it from myself, ME, on my terms.