The Official Website of Dave Charlie

Hehe

Wow, those are really shitty pictures. Well, luckily I’m not a fucking photographer so shut up.

Just kidding, guys, relax. I’m not slitting my wrists. Just abusing alcohol. 🙂

It’s entirely shallow considering I don’t know her, and she’s probably a stuck up bitch, but Mr. Penis is shallow and doesn’t really think things through.

Anyway, I’ve got to get back to slitting my wrists and abusing alcohol, you guys have a great night!

Should I know who this guy is?

I know this is like the gayest beer of all time, but seeing that my favorite beer is Hefeweizen and my favorite juice is grapefruit juice, I had to buy it. And, man it was sehr sehr gut!