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Oh, she doesn’t show signs of stopping!!
So I bought an axe for lopping,
Off every single one of her limbs,
Duh nuh nuh, something something,
Bottom of the lake
— Man, it’s really coming along!!

Hey guys, I wrote a holiday song, you wanna hear it? Okay, it goes like this:
“Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
And my wife is petty and spiteful,
And since I’ve got no place to go,
I’m gonna blow, gonna blow, gonna blow. My fucking head off.” What do you think??

Omg, I hear it’s really bad for you if you…keep freaking out every time some random, unqualified person tells you some myth they heard about on the Internet. Like, super bad for you…

Video killed the radio star. And piracy killed the video star.

Your family is like your underwear. Really close to you, provides a lot of support, but a lot of shit goes on with it that you don’t share with everyone.

And I’m thankful for all of you. For giving me endless writing material 🙂

I think I speak for us all when I say, either get married or shut the fuck up about it.

Marry me. 

Wow, this is great news.

Mortals are silly.