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When I’m sitting in traffic is when I realize how much I love gay people. Why? Because they can’t fucking procreate

An “s” is not the only difference between hotel and hostel.

So, my former boss was trying to get me to sign up for a 401K and I was like whoa, I don’t have the stamina for that, I would need to get back in the gym and then start off with a 3K or a 5K and work my way up. Fitness freaks, am I right??

We all know the “Rat Pack” –
Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Joey Bishop, and Peter Lawford.

The “Brat Pack” –
Anthony Michael Hall, Andrew McCarthy, Demi Moore, Emilio Estevez, Molly Ringwald, Rob Lowe, Ally Sheedy, and Judd Nelson.

And the “Frat Pack” –
Steve Carell, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Luke Wilson, Ben Stiller, and Owen Wilson.

Now, I would like to introduce to you my contribution to this game. It’s at least slightly racist and definitely hilarious, I give you, the “Gat Pack”! –
50 Cent, DMX, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Ice-T, LL Cool J, Common, Ludacris, T.I., and Eminen.

Tip your bartender and have a great night!

My finger is technically not opaque. It is technically translucent. E.T. phone home!

I’m feeling: Annoyed
I’m watching: The world devolve around me
I’m reading: Nothing but Facebook statuses, tweets, and celebrity gossip magazines
I’m listening to: Kim Kardashian talk about real issues
I’m drinking: the Kool-aid
I’m eating: Shit

By the way, Han Solo’s name is in the iPhone’s autocorrect dictionary. The fictional character from a 1970s science fiction movie series. It capitalizes his name automatically. Thought you should know.

If God didn’t want us to look at boobs he wouldn’t have put them right in front of our fucking faces