The Official Website of Dave Charlie

“And you could have it all. My empire of dirt.“

Classic nude man boxing horse statue

Curiosity killed the cat, luckily he has nine lives

Not all WiFi networks are created equally

Mmmmmmmmmm 🙂

Living in hostels has solidified for me the fact that human beings are disgusting. Sweat is disgusting, body odor is disgusting, boogers are disgusting, farts are disgusting, poop is disgusting, pee is disgusting, pimples are disgusting, hair is disgusting, saliva is disgusting, toenails are disgusting, bad breath is disgusting, armpits are disgusting, earwax is disgusting, feet are disgusting, mucus is disgusting, period blood is disgusting, dry skin is disgusting, we are just disgusting, disgusting creatures. Nasty.

I don’t know exactly what I’m doing, but I know that I’m doing it.

I’ve got a hard on about Vienna too!