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Listening to a girl snore makes my flaccid penis even flaccider

When fat people watch me eat chocolate, do they just resent me even more?

When I post pictures, that’s just me saying, “Hey! Look at me!” and shoving in your face how much cooler what I’m doing is right now compared to what you’re doing. But don’t worry, the joke’s on me because when I come back and I’m broke, homeless, jobless, and degree-less, you’ll be doing just fine. Isn’t the truth fun??? 😀 😀

Well, I should probably just stay in Prague in case shit goes down with North Korea. Beer, DJ, and foosball, the perfect way to wait out a nuclear winter.

Entrance

The Descent

Nuclear Toilet

Nuclear Napping

Ok, listen up. In Prague, there is a 1950s bunker that has since been converted into a night club. You enter in the hillside of a park and go 100 feet down into a fucking nuclear war bunker!!!! How fucking cool is that shit????
http://parukarka.eu/
Now, the current dilemma…should I go to “Pothead Connection” or “Sleazy Roxx”? Tis a quandary.

It’s ok, I don’t think anyone is even reading this shit anyway. Blah blah blah doo doo balls glory holes blumpkin frog banana