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Honestly, I could very easily just google this fountain and find out what the deal is in 5 seconds, but I don’t really feel like it

Tear down this wall!

When I get institutionalized, who’s gonna come visit me?

Now, I generally really like the German people, the ones I’ve met have been very nice and open-minded and polite and I really have had only good experiences with them. However, the German language is just very difficult to listen to sometimes, it’s really, really harsh and intense sounding. When I hear two people having a conversation in German, of course I have no idea what they are saying and they could be saying, “hey, man, wanna go do some charity work today?” “Yeah, definitely, I just need to go visit my sick grandmother in the hospital and then I’ll meet you at the soup kitchen around 2?” “Yeah, man, that works, and if there’s anything I can do to help with your grandma, let me know.” BUT, it sounds like they’re saying, “hey, man, wanna go smother some babies later today?” “Yeah, definitely, as long as we beat and rape their mothers first.” “Yeah, and we should smother the baby and make the mother watch, then kill her after.” “Sounds good, I’m gonna go home and grab my brass knuckles and I’ll meet you back here in an hour.”

So, I went to check into my hostel in Berlin and they said the hostel is full but they have room in their remote location. They said they’d provide free transport to their Auschwitz branch. And I get free soap! Sounds like a pretty good deal!!

Stop making Holocaust jokes, Dave!

Well, I booked my reservation online for my hostel in Berlin and they gave me a reservation number….so, they are going to identify me with this number….I’m not sure how I feel about this…