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You probably can’t read this, I had to look it up myself, but it roughly translates to: “Fucking delicious, fucking delicious, fucking delicious, put me in your mouth.”

Rollerblading is just getting big in Europe. Hammertime!!!

After extensive and meticulous research I have come to the conclusion that the going rate for sex from prostitutes in Europe is 50 euro. After brief deliberation I have decided not to partake because when I start to actually think about what exactly would be taking place, I am thoroughly, thoroughly disgusted. In addition, I pity the women. Disgust and pity are not a good way to go into a sexual experience

Hauptbahnhof means “central station.” They call it that because it’s where you’ll find people “hoppin off” the train.

I hate NASCAR, the Indy 500, and the Daytona 500. Does that make me racist? Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!!!!

One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do. Two can be as bad as one, it’s the loneliest number since the number one.