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Between beer bottles, liquor bottles, cigarettes, marijuana joints, marijuana bongs, heroin needles, and homosexuality, it seems Christianity is trying to get people away from cylindrical objects

Man, these Christians are confusing the hell out of me. First they’re telling me about how they are monotheistic and strictly against Paganism, then they’re telling me that Jesus is the god of sun. I don’t know what to think! But they said they’d pray for my “dyslexia” whatever that means

I am currently sitting in the common room on my laptop and the hostel workers are literally having a bible study session/prayer in front of me. And I’m blogging about it on my heathen blog. As they pray. If hell exists, I guess I’m goin

This Christian hostel I’m staying at in Amsterdam (which is literally about 5 doors down from women overtly selling their bodies to the general public) has a wifi network that will not let me view my blog. But I can still post to it using my iPhone app! Haha, fuckers!!!

I’m starting to really resent people who snore

If anyone ever tries to inspire me by quoting Finding Nemo and saying “just keep swimming!!” I will fucking drown you in a fishbowl

So we have this country that is called “The Netherlands” AND also called “Holland” and the people from here are “Dutch.” Am I missing something here??

So I was walking down the street in Amsterdam and this chick wearing lingerie in a window started tapping on the glass and she put her hands down her panties and then she bent over and looked at me seductively. What a whore, right??